I was walking around DUMBO yesterday, after I dropped off one in my "Disposable" series for the AccessArt auction, to support Brooklyn Arts Council, when I headed for a pizza place to grab a bite.
As I approached the door, I could tell another man was also going to enter, but I was about three steps ahead of him. In his haste, and though he was still feet from the door, he reached for the knob, which I had already grabbed onto.
Seeing he was in a hurry, I held the door open, and motioned for him to enter.
He stopped dead in his tracks, and with a pissy look, said to me, "You liberals are so exquisite," and pointed to the open doorway, while yelling, "NOW GO!!"
I've never laughed so hard in a stranger's face before.